I think I am having a bad day

I am convinced that office equipments come to life after 5. In fact they're tricksters, pranksters, they love playing little games ...such as paper jams, lets shut down for no reason (I think this is their way of pouting),hide the file,and the latest...disconnect the telephone line.

I can hear them laughing at me. I feel them looking at me, snickering to one another. It makes me want to slap them right upside the head, kick em, pound em, smash them around. But this method of violence doesn't seem to work. So all I am left to do is UNPLUG.


Muahahahahahaha........Muahahahahahaha.........Mahahahahahaha........

Of course I'm gonna have to eventually turn the computer back on to check my email :}